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Dethboyz Stoopid Opinyun Pole What do you think of the new design? @#$%ing great, you moron! Now get back to work on your damn strips! 42 I can't believe that this piece of crap design is why we haven't seen any strips for so long! 14 I honestly like it! I feel it properly relates the alcoholic and metalhead roots of this strip. 20 Um... I don't read this strip... I'm just waiting here for my friend to hook me up with a dimebag. 80 I'm too stoned to answer a pole. 3159 Question: What scares you the most about Dubya? How he only seems to be able to speak well when it's about death and destruction. 24 How when he was speaking with Putin at that school, it was in front of a TEXAS flag, with no American flag in sight. 22 All his talk about "Evil" and "Evildoers" makes him seem like he thinks he's a superhero. 97 Those ears, squinty eyes and the way he says "terra-rists". 37 I love Dubya and didn't answer the pole. 71 Question: Pick Yer Poison BEER! BEER! BEER! 116 Who needs beer when likker gets you there quicker? 10 Beer + Likker = Twice as trashed! 7 I am a herbivore... 162 Too stupid to answer... 128 Question: What do you think of Jaymz Hetfield going into rehab? Good, maybe now he'll come out of the daze he's been in and kick Larz's @$$. 9 ACK! This is the final sign of Metallica's selling out. 15 Rehab is for quitters... 169 Who is Jaymz Hetfield? 8 Too stupid to answer... 25 Question: How Did You Get Here? I was looking for porn. 112 I'm collecting evidence. 1 I dunno, I blacked out and when I woke up my browser was here... 11 DAMMIT! i actually read this strip! Stop making stupid poles and get back to work! 11 Too stupid to answer... 50 Question: Which Soda Pop Spokesbimbo Do You Want To Do? Britnee Spears (pepsi) 7 Christina Augyooleeriaghxz (coke) 1 Double your pleasure, Double your fun! 46 ACK! Keep those skank ho's away from me... I value my health! 8 Too stupid to answer... 14 All images and text in this web site are © 1999 - 2002 Joe Fort and Iron City Comics, with the exceptions of the cartoonist ring graphics etc,etc you know what I mean. Joe Fort reserves his right to be a complete @$$hole at all times