King of Drunks
"Soldier boy, Made of glass,
Now an empty shell
Twenty-one, Of twenty-four,
But he served me well.
Brewed to smash, Not for taste,
It's supposed to be that way.
Greetings trash, Finished here,
He's yours to take away."
Pre chorus to "Non-refundable Bottles"
To the tune of "Disposable Heroes", by Metallica, 1986
A song Dethboy wrote.
Well, you can probably tell by now that Dethboy likes to drink,
nay..., verily he LOVES to drink. In fact, he'd rather drink than
The funniest thing is that drinking is probably the healthiest
thing he does.
Now, Dethboy is supposedly an artist of some type, but nobody
has reported seeing him pick up a pencil in three years.
He currently earns his drinking money as a freelance dishwasher,
and from mooching from and cheating his "friends".